TeEnaGe StuPids

thiS is Just AnoTher bLog to aDd to tHe generAl annoYanCe cateGory (as pEr jOhn-PauL’s recOmmenDation.

It rEalLy aNnoyS me wHen stUpid TeenAgers wrIte WiTh randoM capItal leTters. iS it to act coOl or jUst to pIss me oFf?

And wHy thE heCk do TeenAgers tHink brIght pOo colouRed trAck PanTs loOk coOl. In my oPiNion; ‘They are in no way stylish’.
fOr thOse thaT wEar theM juSt at Home; thanKyou. I unDerstAnd tHat theY are prObaBly hiGhly coMfoRtable, bUt thEy aRe in no wAy to be woRn ‘oUt’.

PS. ThIs bLog tooK me aLmoSt 3 tiMes as Long aS noRmal to wRite beCaUse of tHese stUpid CapiTal letTers.

Is that an apology?!

I was at a Wedding the other day. It was very very hot! I had my sunglasses in the top pocket of my suit jacket that was hanging over my arm as I was leaving the chapel (where the ceremony was held).

As I was stepping out of the crowded doorway I heard a crack. As I turned, a lady tapped me on the shoulder and said to me; “Did you drop your sunglasses?”
Upon checking the top pocket of my jacket I replied; “yes.”

She then responded with a quaint little statement. As she pointed to a table, she said; “There they are, I trod on them.”

Wha-! WHAT IS THAT!!?? No apology necessary lady!!!!
I understand that it was an accident and that it wasn’t her fault but she didn’t even grant me a proper sentence!!!!!! What is that!!!

They were all bent out of shape and as I proceeded to put them on, the lens fell out. Oh, it was messy!

All I ask for next time, lady, is proper grammar when ruining my belongings.