Geelong Show Meat Competition?

I have no idea how this works…

New Driver’s Licence

I renewed my driver’s licence today. Which means no more ‘P’ plates! Well…not until the 29th of September. But I have the card to prove it.

I was going to do it yesterday. So I had a shower, shaved (the tiny amount of hair on my face from a week’s growth) and put on a nice shirt ready to go get
a  photo that was going to last me 10 years. I wanted it to be good. Anyway, so I got there ‘just in time’ at 4:55pm.

Oh, why thank you VicRoads! We close at 4:30. Oh well…

So I went back this morning, with much less effort. Got straight to a person at the desk and did it all with in 10 minutes.

I was quite entertained when I noticed the girl at the desk laugh at my photo moments before handed me my licence. I don’t think she knew,
let alone cared that I saw her laugh. But anyway… here is what I got:

I thought I would also add my P’s and Learner’s Permit photos just for a comparison of me. Just look at how I’ve changed… if at all.

You can tell that I had braces at this stage, which is why I wouldn’t open my mouth to smile. What a disappointment. I can’t now look back and admire my shiny teeth.

…maybe they’re not so bad

Happy Birthday! Dear Stephen, We would like to wish you a happy birthday and hope the coming year is prosperous and full of happiness! From all the staff at Etax Accountants.

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Procrastination

This really cracked me up!